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As a poor kent abroad, you would probably get down on your hands and knees for the chance to lap it up in the luxuries of a limousine. As per anything else dodgy in Eastern Europe, the persuasion will begin when some seedy locals approach you.
In this case, a cheap rip-off of in his hand-me-down tuxedo will ask you if you would like to take a ride in pure luxury to an undisclosed but swanky location. Oh you! Stop it! Let these lads fool you, and you will end up at a seedy brothel. The cash you need is more likely to be a lot raher than just a little. After agreeing to partake on this sounds-too-good-to-be-true-because-it-actually-is adventure, you will unfortunately be in the hands of the real-life Croatian Mafia.
They will make you pay the equivalent of euros for the bottle of champagne they force upon you, and then — and only then — will you be allowed to enter the brothel. Back to Split. A hub for world-savvy dirtbags who like to roam. We trot the globe on a shoestring , travel light and sustainably , and offer rad destination guides , thought-provoking stories and travel-writing workshops all over the world. Facebook Comments. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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